The Sun claims responsibility for all significant warming of Planet Earth.
Gore claims that Homo Sapiens are threatening the survival of Man and Planet Earth herself through Man's own planetary warming devices.
Cow flatulence advocates are considering intervening as a third party to the action.
However, in a surprise move, The Sun has listed a fellow parishioner of Gore's in the Church of Man-Made Global Warming (CMMGW) as a witness against Gore.
The witness is former President Bill Clinton who made the rounds of the cable and network news shows in the Winter of 2005-6 and repeated what he and his Church considers a CMMGW "scare" line that actually supports The Sun's claim of slander.
Bill Clinton warned that Manhattan Island could lose 50 feet in the next 50 years due to the warming activities of Man. Madison Square Garden is more than 50 feet from the East and Hudson Rivers.
The Sun's discovery findings show that half the Eastern Seaboard was under the Atlantic Ocean for thousands of years before the first Chevrolet exhausted its first fume into the Earth's atomosphere. The main piece of evidence is a bank of sharks' teeth in Columbia, South Carolina.
Columbia is over 150 miles from The Atlantic.
The Sun proposes to depose the former President under Oath in hopes of using the testimony to move for summary judgment on liability and a trial only on the amount of damages to the planet's reputation.
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